AN N AND AN E

An N and an E and a W,C. An A and an S and a T,L,E. U,N,I,T,E,D. Newcastle United FC!

SAME OLD SHEARER

Same old Shearer, always scoring. Same old Shearer, always scoring

TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

TOON TOON! Black and White Army!

BOBBY ROBSON'S BLACK AND WHITE ARMY

Bobby Robson's Black and White Army!

HOWAY THE LADS

Howay the lads, Howay the lads, Howay the lads, Howay! Howay the lads, Howay the lads, Howay the lads, Howay!

LA LA LA LA GEORDIES

La la la la la la la la la la la Geordies!

ROBSON WONDERLAND

There's only one Bobby Robson. One Bobby Robson. Walking along, singing a song, walking in a Robson wonderland.

ANY O'BRIEN

Any O'Brien, any O'Brien, any, any, any O'Brien. Who puts the ball in the Mackem's net? O'Brein, O'Brien!

CLIFFS OF DOVER

I like to go a wandering along the cliffs of Dover. If I see a Mackem c*nt. I'll push the bastard over.

MY OLD MAN (1)

My old man said be a Sunderland fan, I said "F*ck off father you're a c*nt".

MY OLD MAN (2)

My old man said F*ck Sunderland, and f*ck Man United on the way. Off went the van with the bootboys in it. I ran behind and I said wait a minute. So we dillied and dallied we brayed them in an alley. We lost our way and don't know where to go. If you can't find the van with the bootboys in it then we're on our f*cking way home.

MACKEMS ON A STRING

When I was young just a bitty boy, me Grandmother bought me a nice little toy. Two Sunderland fans hanging on a string. She told me to kick their f*cking heads in. Mackems on a string, Mackems on a string, she told me to kick their f*cking heads in. Mackems on a string, Mackems on a string, she told me to kick their f*cking heads in.

GEORDIES

Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies! Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies, Geordies.

LAURENT ROBERT

Laurent, Laurent Robert everyone knows his name.

CRAIG BELLAMY

Craig, Craig Bellamy, Tra la la la la. Craig, Craig Bellamy, la la la la la la Craig, Craig Bellamy, Tra la la la la.

DRUNK AND DISORDERLY

I was drunk last night. I was drunk the night before. And tonight I'm getting drunk like I've never been before, cos whe we are drunk, we're as happy as can be, for we are the drunk and disorderly! Drink, drink wherever you may be. We are the drunk and disorderly, and we will drink wherever we may be, cos we are the drunk and disorderly.

UNITED

UNITED! UNITED! UNITED! UNITED!

NEWCASTLE WE LOVE YOU

We love you Newcastle, we do. We love you Newcastle, we do. we love you Newcastle, we do, Oh Newcastle we love you!

NEWCASTLE

Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle. Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle. Newcastle, Newcastle, Newcastle. Newcastle, NEWCASTLE!

HEY SHEARER

Hey, Hey Shearer! I wanna knoooooooow how you scored that goal.

GEORDIE BOOTBOYS

We are the Geordies. The Geordie Bootboys. Oh we are mental. Oh we are mad. We are the loyalist, football supporters the world has ever had.

COCK O' THE NORTH

We are the Geordies, the Cock O' The North. We all hate Sunderland and Boro of course. We all drink whiskey and Newcastle Brown. The Geordies boys are in town!